Tuesday, July 19, 2005

dead as a doornail?

does anybody know how machiavelli died? did he fake his own death?

did he reincarnate as karl rove?

does anybody know?

14 Comments:

At July 19, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

he swallowed a shuttlecock.

 
At July 19, 2005, Blogger Drake Studebake said...

god. that is an amazing answer.

i'm looking for life partner. are you?

 
At July 19, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes, a polygamous one donned in tapered leg khakis.

 
At July 19, 2005, Blogger Drake Studebake said...

i'm tapering the bottom of my khakis as we speak.

one


leg


at


a


time.




i'm in to making out

 
At July 19, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

of course you are, you just got back from afghanistan where the only game to be had is badminton. im glad the colonials are learning to put their shuttlecocks to good use.

consider me...not flattered.

bah.

 
At July 19, 2005, Blogger Drake Studebake said...

daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnn.

what's that about?

come on madame george, show a little love.

 
At July 19, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how do i know you wont flakester?

im worried my new name is a little too self inflated.

 
At July 20, 2005, Blogger Tempo Casual said...

I met that pig fucker in the grocery store once.

 
At July 20, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The proprietor of this blog is a CIA agent. Oops. I've said too much.

 
At July 20, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

are you employed yet?

 
At July 20, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He died of ill health.

 
At July 21, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

polygamous? poloygameous? how many men, women, and children have you been screwing around with?

feh don juan.

 
At July 25, 2005, Blogger Drake Studebake said...

i'm celly-bate

 
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