afromal apology to a certain nana

here:

My dearest Nab., Madame Jorge, Mo' Petting, et al.,

I would like to formally apologize for any words on this here blizog which may have led to an uncomfortable lull in your life of porch swings, fried yolks, handle-bar terrorist attacks, closet explosions, pink denims, nifty dance parties, seam-tearing, lawrence of britainia reading and all sorts of other odd and unsavory habitual rites.

Please do accept this apology along with my sacrificial gesture of tossing all but one pair of khaki pants from a second story window of the men's room in the british museum.

XOXOXOXo

-Rake